A Halloween Carol

At the first house for Halloween, my neighbor gave to me:

A muffin top for my jeans.

At the second house for Halloween, my neighbor gave to me,

Two wobbly thighs

And a muffin top for my jeans.

At the third house for Halloween, my neighbor gave to me,

Three sugar fits,

Two wobbly thighs

And a muffin top for my jeans.

At the fourth house for Halloween, my neighbor gave to me,

Four pounding headaches,

Three sugar fits,

Two wobbly thighs,

And a muffin top for my jeans.

At the fifth house for Halloween, my neighbor gave to me,

Five flabby wings.

Four pounding headaches,

Three sugar fits,

Two wobbly thighs,

And a muffin top for my jeans.

At the sixth house for Halloween, my neighbor gave to me,

Six double chins,

Five flabby wings.

Four pounding headaches,

Three sugar fits,

Two wobbly thighs,

And a muffin top for my jeans.

At the seventh house for Halloween, my neighbor gave to me,

Seven brand new stretch marks,

Six double chins,

Five flabby wings.

Four pounding headaches,

Three sugar fits,

Two wobbly thighs,

And a muffin top for my jeans.

At the eighth house for Halloween, my neighbor gave to me,

Eight pounds of milkfat,

Seven brand new stretch marks,

Six double chins,

Five flabby wings.

Four pounding headaches,

Three sugar fits,

Two wobbly thighs,

And a muffin top for my jeans.

At the ninth house for Halloween, my neighbor gave to me,

Nine swollen ankles

Eight pounds of milkfat,

Seven brand new stretch marks,

Six double chins,

Five flabby wings.

Four pounding headaches,

Three sugar fits,

Two wobbly thighs,

And a muffin top for my jeans.

At the tenth house for Halloween, my neighbor gave to me,

Ten heart rates leaping,

Nine swollen ankles

Eight pounds of milkfat,

Seven brand new stretch marks,

Six double chins,

Five flabby wings.

Four pounding headaches,

Three sugar fits,

Two wobbly thighs,

And a muffin top for my jeans.

At the eleventh house for Halloween, my neighbor gave to me,

Eleven Arteries Clogging

Ten heart rates leaping,

Nine swollen ankles

Eight pounds of milkfat,

Seven brand new stretch marks,

Six double chins,

Five flabby wings.

Four pounding headaches,

Three sugar fits,

Two wobbly thighs,

And a muffin top for my jeans.

 At the twelfth house for Halloween, my neighbor gave to me,

Type 2 Diabetes

Eleven Arteries Clogging

Ten heart rates leaping,

Nine swollen ankles

Eight pounds of milkfat,

Seven brand new stretch marks,

Six double chins,

Five flabby wings.

Four pounding headaches,

Three sugar fits,

Two wobbly thighs,

And a muffin top for my jeans!!!